the saga continues ...........

a friend of mine introduced this .... where this goes ... nobody knows ....
but it can be VERY funny ..... i think that this is the perfect place for this
thread .... here's a little history and rules.

This
thread ran for 3 yrs till the site went down and was by far and away the
most successful thread on the site, the membership participation was
unbelievable.

Saga is an ongoing story, depending totally on where the last poster
wants to take the journey. Sometimes a certain storyline/adventure will
last for months, sometimes only a day, again depending on the
membership.

Rules are simple, basicly there are none. All site rules apply re
bashing etc etc. This is not a place for hurt feelings and paybacks, no
personal attacks----don`t laugh at others if you can`t laugh at yourself
cause you`ll never know where another member may take you.. Often there
are "spinoffs" to what may develop into a main story and we may find
several adventures going on at the same time which is fine. Inuendo is
fine but be reminded of site rules.

BE WARNED......Once you post in this thread you are automatically
included in the storyline and any member at any time may include you in
his/her post. Each post can be as short or long as the poster wishes.
Keep it light, funny, use your imagination, it`s up to you if the thread is successful..........

All that out of the way.... I`ll start us off, remember it`s a continuing story.........

The Saga Begins...........

Cobra was seething, he looked outside saw the cold and snow, he knew he
was trapped inside in front of the TV for Super Bowl. He was fully aware
that Buford had Super bowl tickets and had planned on impressing his
new gal with a trip to warm sunny Dallas for the game. Cobra would have
none of it----he slammed down his beer, packed hastily and started the
trek to Dallas. Stopping only long enough to pick up dead city, zero & dark angel. they began making their devious plan of ridding Buf of his
good time. An unsuspecting Buford was
busy..................................

.......knocking back number 23 of the 2-4 of beer he had been so eagerly thinking about all day while at work in the beauty salon. The day had been a long one, and the hoards of women who had come piling through the door one after the next demanding pedicures had made for an exhausted and cranky Buf! Realizing that he only had one beer left to aid him in dulling out the hard day he had...............

LessThanZero wrote:

.......knocking back number 23 of the 2-4 of beer he had been so eagerly thinking about all day while at work in the beauty salon. The day had been a long one, and the hoards of women who had come piling through the door one after the next demanding pedicures had made for an exhausted and cranky Buf! Realizing that he only had one beer left to aid him in dulling out the hard day he had...............

....... decided to say "screw it!!!" buford was talking to a new hunny. he then 'convinced' her to trek to dallas to watch the super bowl. his new hunny, unsuspecting, was sitting next to john madden and george w. buf and his new hunny were having an awesome time at the sb .... drinks were flowing .... they were talking about times past ... it was all good ..... until ..........

a livid Jerry Jones burst into the room shaking in rage so hard his liver spots were littering the floor. Her !!! it`s her!!! he squealed pointing at Buf`s gal Winona and with that he charged flailing away like a little girl on the schoolgrounds. Winona was no rookie at a good fight, the many years she spent rotating from trailer to trailer along the Mexican border were about to pay off. An 80 yr old wisp like Jones was no match for the mighty Winona who tipped the scales at a cool fighting weight of 302 lbs thanx to a daily helping of KFC and gravy fries. With a mighty left hook the paw of Winona connected with the jaw of a doomed Jones and with the other arm she hoisted a squealing Buf and headed for the door stopping only to............................

..... the scream of jessica saying "enough!!!!!" jessica continued "buford is my man!!! my love!!!i wish i could tell you how much he pleases me! his love .... his touch ... i can not allow you to do this to the man i truly love!!!!!!!" jessica, barely finished her proclamation when ......

her and Winona`s eyes locked----a warm rush swept over jessica, she was damp with excitement, her loins ached. Winona dropped Buford faster than Tony Romo hits the ground----she made a jolt for Jessica enveloping each other in sensuality. Buford was crushed, that is till he locked eyes with Romo----there he was Buf`s hero. Buf blushed, he was speechless, he beckoned to Romo who immediately rushed to Buf`s side to comfort a wimpering Buford. "I`ll make you forget that biatch" Romo wispered to Buf and with that Romo took off his coat and stood before Buf in all his splendor. Buf was overcome, the he was Buf`s hero, dressed to the nines--in 6" spiked heels, a stunning white corset set off by black stockings and garter belt. Jessica who indeed thought buford who couldn`t contain himself any longer as he melted at the feet of Romo. Jerry Jones now erupted in "I knew it all along, that`s why...................."

...... i had jessica and winona go through this charade!!! i'm done with you, tony!!!! you slut!!! dressing up the way you do!!! what? do you think i kept you on this team because you think your talented??? hell no!!! tony, you know what those high heals do to me! i can't take it anymore!! if this is how treat me after all that we've been through." throughout jerry's speech and tears, buf and cobe had a look on their faces like 'what is going on?' thats when zero entered jerry's box and said ............